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Site of the Moment – Rule 34 November 17, 2008

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On Youtube, there’s Question of the Moment. On here, there’s Site of the Moment!


According to 4chan, rule 34 is:

“Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.”

For yonks, I’ve been trying to find a site where you can find all the rule 34 you can. Well, I’ve found it!


Rule 34 covers everything. And I mean EVERYTHING. There’s a whole lot of stuff like Dora the Explorer, Ice Age, etc. Yep. Everything that is from your childhood has been drawn into porn. And other people enjoy….. wait, is that Monsters Inc? Oh, fuck you internet. FUCK YOU.


Australia’s internet to become like China’s November 7, 2008

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I recently read in a forum (which shall remain unnamed) that the Australian government is planning to censor the Internet.

Now, mind my language, but this is fucked-up for many reasons:

  • Australia’s already slow internet will be able to be outran by a snail, with reports by ACMA that the 5 of the 6 filters used in a lab test slowed down Internet access by 21%, up to 86% (one filter dropped Internet speed by 22% even when it WASN’T filtering).
  • People will not be able to opt-out of this scheme, only being able to opt-out of a second filter which blocks what the govt. deems “Inappropriate” content.
  • The filter causes so many false positives, it’s not funny (as I’ve seen using Department of Education computers).
  • All the filters that were tested had problems with “Under-blocking”, allowing acces to 2-13% of material that should be blocked.
  • The most accurate filters are often the slowest.

Also, the government already provides online filters for free at thier NetAlert site, which begs the question, why do we need an ISP filtering system? Are the filters they provide simply not good enough? It sortof contradicts itself, doesn’t it?

So, here’s an overview of what will happen once this plan comes into force.

  • XBOX Live, Nintendo WFC, PlayStation Network = Completely fucked
  • Access to P2P sites = Sorry!
  • Being able to order dildos on-line = Out of the question
  • Chatting to people online = Not being able to without thinking someones listening (or reading) in.
  • Peoples freedoms on the internet = Tied up and ass-raped


Halloween is upon us… October 30, 2008

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It’s nearly October 31, You know what that means?

It’s nearly Hallows Eve! 😀 The time of year you watch horror movies right there on your TV, get hyper on Cadbury Roses, and scare kids trying to scab candy off you! ^-^

So, anyone here gonna go trick-or-treating? If I had a costume, I might, but unfortunately, I don’t so I won’t. 😦 I should save up $500 for a partial fursuit 😛

Darkrai event in Australia! October 10, 2008

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Whee!!! I’m so happy! Am I not the only one who thinks Australia is getting noticed by Nintendo?

Ok, so here’s what’s going on, You can download Darkrai to either Pokemon Diamond or Pearl at any Target store in Australia between Thursday Oct 30th and Sunday Nov 9th. Hopefully, it’s happening Australia-wide, and not just in Metro areas.

Once again, yay! 🙂

Anger Management October 9, 2008

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Here’s a funny email that I got forwarded:

When you occasionally have a really bad day,
and you just need to take it out on someone,
don’t take it out on someone you know,
take it out on someone you don’t know,
but you know deserves it.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered
a phone call I’d forgotten to make.

I found the number and dialed it.

A man answered, saying

I politely said,
‘This is Chris.
Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?’

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear
‘Get the right f***ing number!’
and the phone was slammed down on me.

I couldn’t believe that anyone could be so rude.

When I tracked down Robyn’s correct number to call her,
I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her,
I decided to call the ‘wrong’ number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled
‘You’re an asshole!’
and hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word ‘asshole’ next to it,
and put it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks,
when I was paying bills or had a really bad day,
I’d call him up and yell,
‘You’re an asshole!’

It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced,
I thought my theraputic ‘asshole’
calling would have to stop.

So, I called his number and said,
‘Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company.
I’m calling to see if you’re familiar with our Caller ID Program?’

He yelled
and slammed down the phone.

I quickly called him back and said,
‘That’s because you’re an asshole!’
and hung up.

One day I was at the store,
getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

Some guy in a black BMW
cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for.

I hit the horn and yelled that I’d been waiting for that spot,
but the idiot ignored me.

I noticed a ‘For Sale’ sign in his back window,
so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later,
right after calling the first asshole
(I had his number on speed dial,)
I thought that I’d better call the BMW asshole, too.

I said,
‘Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?’

He said,
‘Yes, it is.’

I then asked,
‘Can you tell me where I can see it?’

He said,
‘Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree  Blvd , in Fairfax .
It’s a yellow ranch style house and the car’s parked right out in front.’

I asked,
‘What’s your name?’

He said,
‘My name is Don Hansen,’

I asked,
‘When’s a good time to catch you, Don?’

He said,
‘I’m home every evening after five.’

I said,
‘Listen, Don, can I tell you something?’

He said,

I said,
‘Don, you’re an asshole!’

Then I hung up,
and added his number to my speed dial, too.

Now, when I had a problem,
I had two assholes to call.

Then I came up with an idea…

I called asshole #1.

He said,

I said,
‘You’re an asshole!’
(But I didn’t hang up.)

He asked,
‘Are you still there?’

I said,

He screamed,
‘Stop calling me,’

I said,
‘Make me,’

He asked,
‘Who are you?’

I said,
‘My name is Don Hansen.’

He said,
‘Yeah? Where do you live?’

I said,
‘Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree  Blvd , in Fairfax ,
a yellow ranch style home and
I have a black Beamer parked in front.’

He said,
‘I’m coming over right now, Don.
And you had better start saying your prayers.’

I said,
‘Yeah, like I’m really scared, asshole,’
and hung up.

Then I called Asshole #2.

He said,

I said,
‘Hello, asshole,’

He yelled,
‘If I ever find out who you are…’

I said,
‘You’ll what?’

He exclaimed,
‘I’ll kick your ass,’

I answered,
‘Well, asshole, here’s your chance.
I’m coming over right now.’

Then I hung up and immediately called the police,
saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax ,
and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 7 News
about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd in Fairfax .

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax .

I got there just in time to watch two assholes
beating the crap out of each other
in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter
and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Anger management really does work.

Anyone know where I can get a costume like this? September 29, 2008

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Pokemon World Records September 19, 2008

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I bought the Guinness World Records Gamers Edition a few weeks ago, and there’s actually a lot of cool world records out there to do with Pokemon! Like for example:

According to Twin Galaxies, the world record for the Ruby stage of Pokemon Pinball RS is 835,534,199 (Set by Justin Hochgraefe from US) while the record for the Saphire stage is 348,472,220 (Set by Terrence O’Neil from US)

According to Twin Galaxies, the fastest completion time for Pokemon Red/Blue is 2 hours 9 minutes (Set by Ben Goldberg on 12/4/2007), while the fastest completion for Gold/Silver is 4 hours 15 minutes (Set by James Bunkley 10/10/2005)

Pokemon is the most successful RPG series of all time, selling 155M units worldwide. The only non-RPG series more popular is the Mario franchise, making Nintendo the most successful videogame publisher ever

PokePark in Nagoya, Japan (which opened on 18/3/2005) was the first gaming series themepark. It closed on 25/9/2005

The fastest selling Pokemon instalment is Pokemon Diamond/Pearl with sales reaching 1M units after just 8 days. It has since sold 12.1M copies worldwide

The Pokemon videogames have inspired 10 (soon to be 11) feature-length animated movies, making it the videogame series with the most spin-off movies. The first Pokemon movie is also the 2nd most popular videogame-inspired movie in the US box office (just behind Tomb Raider) making $85,744,662 USD during its run

Wow… SD cards are really hardy! September 19, 2008

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So, I accidently put one of my SD cards (which have a lot of important photos on it) in the washing machine. I thought I was screwed. But, after letting it dry I put it back in my camera, and lo and behold, the pics are still there! 😮

Who knew a cheap ripoff thingo from China could be so waterproof?

Firefox Extension – Fast Dial September 19, 2008

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A really cool Firefox extension similar to the Speed Dial feature on Opera. When you open a new tab or type about:blank in Firefox, Fast Dial appears, allowing you to add your favourite links to access at the click of a mouse. You can add more windows if needed, have custom pictures to represent your chosen site, and I think you can make folders to store even moar!

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Link: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/5721

Professor Oak came when he heard you beat the Elite Four September 17, 2008

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If only Sesame Street was like this…. September 17, 2008

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… Then I’d watch it everyday!

I has a Last.fm September 25, 2008

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